Comedy bits I won’t use but wish I could.
-If you watch Downton Abbey high enough, the opening theme song sounds A LOT like the “Imperial March” (Vader’s Theme) from Star Wars.
-How long are you supposed to keep Christmas cards from friends? I mean obviously the ones from your family go straight to the trash but what about your friends?
-Whitney Houston sang “My name is not Susan.” Have you EVER met a black woman named Susan?
-Why doesn’t Carly Rae Jepson leave her phone number?
-I’ve read that Comic Sans is a really good typeface for dyslexics, which makes sense because I hate Helvetica and I am pretty sure I am illiterate.
-Hot Stone Massages might be the dumbest thing on Earth, even if stones are actually the most “thing on Earth”-like thing on Earth.
